I see your “hilarious” little poem and raise you my own.
I see your “hilarious” little poem and raise you my own.
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Tom Hiddleston’s glorious moans.
um
my pants seem to have evaporated
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So….this just appeared on my wall. I went downstairs to get a drink and I came back and a hand print was there. Idek…. remember I told you guys that something grabbed my leg a few weeks ago… plus I used to hear someone calling my name? I don’t even know how to explain this.
GET THE FUCKING SALT!
Oh HEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLS NAW! Get the fuck outta there, baby!
Guuurrrrlllll, I think that’s your cue to up and leave.
I feel like a clueless idiot, but what is salt supposed to do? But seriously though, how is this even real? I don’t even understand… I don’t feel any sort of presence in my room, why would there be a random hand print there… i’m lost. :/
I hope you speak in tongues
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Elvin: Sorry, Mrs. Huxtable, I didn’t know you did that kind of thing.
Clair: What kind of thing?
Elvin: Serve.
Clair: Serve? Serve whom?
Elvin: Serve him. [referring to Cliff]
Clair: Ohhh, serve him? As in serve my man?
Brian Killian | 18 | Senior | Bolin | Avatar: The Legend of Korra | FC: Ian Harding | OPEN
Brian is a laid-back, naive, and fun-loving kind of guy, in contrast to his older brother Markus. He has a good sense of humor and is incredibly charming. He is also expressive, high-spirited, enthusiastic, and quite comfortable in his own skin. According to his brother, he has a “knack” for getting himself into trouble. He is typically an optimist and enjoys the attention he gets from his fangirls around town. Though he would never in a million years admit it, he is a novice in the world of dating. Despite differences between Markus’ personality and his own, they share a close bond and would do anything for each other.
In the Cartoon World he is Bolin, an Earth bender and the sexy beast Mako’s younger brother.
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN BOLIN IS ASIAN
Bolin is a Chinese name for boys, meaning Elder brother rain. Bolin is based off a Chinese male. Thus it is concluded that Bolin ain’t white… because that just wouldn’t be right.
go ahead and look at the rest of the avatar casting on that blog. all white actors except for shay mitchell as korra. so one of the lightest pocs they could find.
Shay Mitchell? You mean that half-filipina girl who passes as a white girl? Lawd, it’s like she’s the ambassador for all WOC character RPs.

Opposites. Avatar Aang & Avatar Korra.
They are there to be obnoxious with you…
…And to listen to your stupid stories.
They know how to cheer you up…
…And how to bring you down.
They know when you like someone…
…Or when you need to rebuild your self esteem.
Sometimes, they can be annoying…
Or just simply embarrassing…
But they will be always there for you, forever.
stop speaking in spanish this is america
Stop calling your country America, you are not even half the continent.
^ Your country is called “The United states of America”. NOT AMERICA.
Estados unidos de AmericaAmerica
Is time to start learning the difference , Putas cochinas locas de patio y maracas locas.
THATS IT. BRYKE. I CAN’T ANYMORE. I QUIT. I RESIGN. I HAND IN MY ONE WEEK NOTICE.
BYE.
My life.
buster, you’re 8 years old. stop having an existential crisis.
(Source: arthurtimothyread)